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Reggie Real

Age: 25
Sex: Male
Real Name: Reginald Stopelitz
Residence: G-Street, USA

This West Coast crooner who has become a staple of rap choruses over the past five years began his rise to fame only after his career as an Assistant Principal ended in a storm of controversy and accusations revolving around 3 fourth grade students, 2 airfresheners, and, what police reports described as, a dangerous amount of marmelade. While he has yet to be forthcoming about the details of the incident or the subsequent cash settlement, he has always been one to speak of his seemingly endless encounters with debt and bankruptcy, both of which serve as focal points for his most recent album, "Yo! Can I Get a Dollar brother, just one, maybe two, two?" This album serves as his first on uber-coastal mega-label Velvet KILLAH Recordz. Home to the sales chart defying rap supergroup, Mangled Claw, the company has seen unparalleled success with no apparent horizon.

UPDATE: After the failure of his former label, Velvet KILLAH Recordz, Reggie Real decided to join up with rap entrepeneur Mr. CandyCanes. The two forged an unlikely friendship after a stint at Phat Kamp, a weight loss center for urban celeberties. During their time at the center, they seemed to develop an almost cousinly bond. Now with their new single at the top of the charts, it looks as if this "bond" has "A View to a Kill"